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SAM: I don't want kids. People say, "Sam, you're gonna love it. "This kid... You're gonna have a kid, "he's gonna be your best friend." A best friend that... that pukes on you and shits everywhere and is constantly screaming. I already have friends like that. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." I know you're bummed, all right, but, like...
The Big Sick
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KUMAIL: She's gonna be fine. She's gonna be fine. They said she's gonna be fine, so... They're gonna be fine. Doctors know medical stuff. MARY: Mmm-hmm. That's what doctors do. They're good at medical stuff. This is a medically-induced coma. This is their specialty. Maybe. You know, it might be a good thing. Like, she might wake up with a new skill. Like, my cousin, uh, blacked out once, and then, when he came to, he thought he knew a different language. - Did he? - No. Apparently, it was... It was just gibberish that he made up. It was brain damage.
The Big Sick
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That's good. What if... What if instead of it being at the airport, you quit comedy and never do comedy ever again? Yeah. CHRIS: Fuck you! It's a good bit. That's a funny bit. Just for the sake of the public that they wouldn't have to look at your face or hear your words. That's... Hey, it's okay that I'm not there, right?
The Big Sick