- He said he doesn't smile. - No. That's not real. 'Cause it makes his face look fat, so I didn't... [ Laughing ] I didn't smile in pictures for many years.
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And I'm thinking I'm killing it right now. - What inspired this haircut? - Hugh Grant. - No. - Yeah.
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It roughly translates to "dweeb."
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I, uh, had acne, and I was a goth, and... [ Sighs ] I had this terrible perm. Um, yeah, the kids called me Beetlejuice. I don't know why.
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He was a teacher already, you know.
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You deserve better than me.
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What movie did they see?
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- They just got over it? - Mm-hmm.
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I never asked.
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[ Laughs nervously ]
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I-- I'm not sorry, actually, 'cause you're a terrible person.
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It's so good to finally meet you. Yeah.
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[ Rustling ]
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My Uncle Lew, he got cancer. Then he had a stroke, then a heart attack.
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I lied about the show to get out of hanging out with you guys, and then I lied about headlining to impress you guys.
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So, naturally, we fell in love.
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Oh, that was the end of the joke? Yeah, of course it was. - That was the whole joke? - That's the joke. That's the beauty of it. Boom. - I thought there was more. - But you get it? He's giraffe, he's tall, so it would stand to reason, his testicles are high. - Yeah. - And a highball is a drink.