So, uh, thank you, guys... There's no bad crowds, dude, only bad comedians. You complain about the crowd, like, all the time. Yeah, like, that's when they're really bad. That's, like, 90% of the time they're really bad. Look, will you just watch and give me notes tonight? All right? If we both give each other notes, I think it helps. Your notes are just, "Add more fucks into the bit." - That doesn't help anybody. - Hey, fuck's a funny word. It's soft on the top, and it's hard on the end. That was truly horrible. - That was so bad. - What happened? - Just watch. - I'll watch, give you notes. - All right. Thank you. - Hey, that was great. No, he didn't even crack a smile. - I thought I was gonna puke. - Who?
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I mean, we played cricket, which is just a spicier version of baseball.
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I grew up in Pakistan. And people are always asking me, "What was that like?" [ Scattered laughter ] Really not that different from here.
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Um, I'll tell you about myself.
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- [ Applause continues ] - [ Cheering continues ]
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- Emily's parents are here. - Aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts. - Tonight? Why? - Get it? 'Cause it's "aunt." It's "aunts." It's "aunts." All right, forget it. All right. [ Audience laughing ] Uh, is anybody here from out of town?
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- So this is good news? - It's very good news. - Yeah. - We'll just hold on to her for a few more days, and then you can have her back.
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- Kumail? - All right, I'll tell you. - Tell. - I was...
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The infection around the lungs has been removed.
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People say Sam! Do you know him?
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You're fantastic.
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The doctor, they said... [ High-pitched ringing ]
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Not quite sure what part you were laughing at.
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Have you guys heard of this new drug cocktail called cheese?
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- Wow. - Full recovery.
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Uh, listen, we're not moving her.
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I was visiting someone down the hall, and I was, like, I'll just pop in - and say hi to Emily. - Oh. No, I'm joking. I'm here for you.
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Kumail mentioned Emily's hurt ankle, and the swelling still hadn't gone down even after several days in bed, - which is strange. - BETH: Mmm. Still's disease is when the body thinks healthy tissue is an infection, so it tries to fight it. - Uh-huh. - It's like a big biological misunderstanding. - Yeah, yeah. - So, we gave her anti-inflammatories, and she stabilized within hours. She's gonna take time to recover, but she'll be fine.