Some very interesting premises in your set tonight. - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. I just wanted you to know. I'm about to take off. But you made it to the finals for the Montreal showcase. Oh, my God. Thank you. - You, too, Mary. - Oh! - Okay. - Okay.
My advice to you is that you go home, you get something to eat, and try to relax.
The Big Sick
12s
Now that the niceties are out of the way, um, I have to tell you that when you yelled at me, it really threw me off, and, uh, you really shouldn't heckle comedians. It's so rude. I didn't heckle you.
The Big Sick
18.9s
I just whoo-hoo'd you. It was supportive. Okay, that's a common misconception. But yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative. So, if I-- If I yelled out, like, "You're amazing in bed!" - [ Laughs ] - That'd be a heckle? Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle. - Cool. - Whoa.
The Big Sick
5.4s
- Hi. - Hi. - Hello. - Um, my name's Kumail. [ Laughs ] Yeah, we know. Yeah, we saw you perform.
The Big Sick
3.5s
MARY: I truly hate you, actually. CHRIS: We all hate you.
The Big Sick
4.5s
- What about me? - He... They, both of you. He said, "Those guys performed."
The Big Sick
2.8s
Really? You're not from Pakistan.
The Big Sick
1.2s
[ Emily whoops loudly]
The Big Sick
1.9s
Is Pakistan in the house?
The Big Sick
12.2s
- CHRIS: Are you kidding me? - Mmm. He just gave you Montreal? Like, you don't have to showcase or audition or anything? No. It was too easy, almost. Like, I wanted to struggle. I wanted-- I wanted a story to be able to tell on talk shows, and instead, like...
The Big Sick
2.4s
You already have heroin.
The Big Sick
2.4s
Just do the heroin. It's very powerful.
The Big Sick
15.6s
Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
The Big Sick
6.2s
You know, so I forgot your birthday. - Who gives a shit? - [ Audience laughs ] Like, you are cosmically overreacting to this.
The Big Sick
6.7s
Honestly, you are being super selfish. You're right, but you're selfish. - [ Audience applauding ] - [ Man whoops ]
