We should be ashamed of ourselves. We're weak. We're weak.
The Big Sick
1.7s
- I will give you something. - Okay.
The Big Sick
5.7s
WOMAN: I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I'm pretty good at magic. - [ All exclaim ] - Yeah.
The Big Sick
12.8s
Emily's a good person. I'm not saying she's not. All I'm saying is, this is the universe telling you, "Seize your moment. "Be a little selfish and pursue your career." Bob Dalavan's gonna be here on Thursday. If you get the Montreal Comedy Festival, it would change things for you.
The Big Sick
28.8s
You don't want to get stuck in Chicago, right? You don't want to end up like Sam Highsmith, who's been doing the "People say Sam" bit since '03. - SAM: I don't like kids. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." - See? - Is that what you want? - It's like... Is that what you want for your life? It's amazing. And it's the same material. - SAM: What do people say? - AUDIENCE: Sam. - SAM: People say what? - AUDIENCE: Sam. I'm Sam Highsmith. Thank you very much. You know what, I'm gonna tell him... - He's a hack. - ...how I feel about it. - Fucking tell him. - Never writes anything new. - I'm gonna tell him... - It's fucking bullshit. - Great set, dude. - I'm feeling it, bro. - Killing me, man. - Crushing. Love the new stuff.
The Big Sick
8.7s
I really liked it. I learned a lot about Pakistan and cricket, all those positions. But I just wish that I had learned more about you.
The Big Sick
3.2s
So, really, what'd you think? Like, it's a work in progress.
The Big Sick
3.2s
They're biscuits. Listen to yourself. You hardly sound Pakistani.
The Big Sick
2s
- [ Jazz music playing ] - [ Indistinct chatter ]
The Big Sick
4.4s
Eventually, you have to marry a Pakistani girl. Like...
The Big Sick
4.7s
Um, because, uh...
The Big Sick
3.4s
And I also feel completely overwhelmed by you.
The Big Sick
6.9s
So, listen, my parents are going - to be in town this weekend. - Oh, that's great. Will you maybe want to come and meet them for lunch?
The Big Sick
1.7s
We met in college.
The Big Sick
5.2s
Stickers and stamps. Aren't you a therapist? Aren't you supposed to be good - at handling this kind of... - Where are my fucking shoes?
The Big Sick
1.2s
[ Crying ] Stickers.
The Big Sick
3.5s
I'm an open fucking book. You want to know what's in my cigar box?
