Okay, um, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something.
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I'm surprised it fits me. - Yeah, it's my boyfriend's, actually. - Oh.
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Clearly. Well, this is the pattern in summerville. Large p-wave, small s wave. Like an explosion. - Where is it coming from? - I don't know. I don't know. I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate. Are you using three? Yeah. I know how many sides there are in a triangle. I just thought you were being obtuse. Was that a geometry joke? - Yes, that's why I winked. - Ah. Ah. That's terrible. No, I loved it. I mean, somehow, a town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate, that has no underground volcanic activity, no fault lines, no fracking, no loud music even, is shaking on a daily basis.
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It builds and crests. But this is a tectonic earthquake. Notice a little p-wave followed by a large s wave.
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One by one, miners who had worked for years began leaping down the mine shaft to their death. They called it the shandorian curse.
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Who built these? Depends who you believe. One day, they just showed up without explanation.
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Until one day, they were forced to close down the whole enchilada. Why?
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Why would you make a steel beam out of an electro conductor like selenium?
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Figured you for a football coach.
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What a shitbox.
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Right?
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Cool.
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The whole town was basically a mining operation. They bore out this mountain like a grapefruit and smelted everything into cold-riveted selenium girders.
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- Are we even allowed to be here? - Oh, yeah. Totally. The mine's been closed since the '403. They just put all these signs up 'cause of hazardous chemical leaks and on account of dynamite.
