Here you go. Guys, my name's Lexi. Just let me know if you need anything.
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Nice unicorn, man. Oh, yeah, I'm big-time into 'corns. So magical, right? You know, they're the most lethal animal on the planet.
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(CLEARS TH ROAT) I started doing some sessions. Uh-huh.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
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It's been forever since I heard that, man! - I'll do one. - All right! - One shot. - Shots! No. One shot. Just one, okay? Bob, it's been a while. ("JUMP AROUND" BY HOUSE OF PAIN PLAYING)
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I haven't-- God!
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
40.9s
Oh, my God! I hope he's Catholic. (MEN GROANING) Oh, my God! What the hell was that? Bob, that was amazing! I've never seen anything like that! You took the one guy, you hit him like this. He couldn't breathe. (IMITATES CHOKING) I sat there, I'm looking at him... You talkin' to him like, "I don't like bullies." I was like, "That's not a good line." But it was! I didn't even know you could fight! You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack, and it totally worked! You were like Jason Bourne, man, but with jorts! How did you do that? Where'd you learn that stuff? I took a couple classes at work. I hope I didn't go too far. I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet. Ruin my night? No! it was the coolest thing ever, man! 'Really? 'Yes! To see my boy go in and whoop ass on those idiots back there. Dude, that was amazing!
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You got to be shitting me. Wow!
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Celebrating what? Celebrating that I'm hanging with the coolest kid in high school. - Stop it. - Calvin Joyner!
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Hey, wait. Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school? Oh, God, man. The "Doogie Howser" gm. She was 14, but somehow she was a senior. She wore a cape. - Darla McGuckian. - Darla McGuckian. -"Yucky Gucky." -(BOTH LAUGH) - Didn't she have a lazy eye or something? - Two of 'em.
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9s
I got an idea. Let's do shots! No! I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no. I haven't had shots in almost 10 years, man. What? Come on, we have to! We're celebrating!
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4s
Yeah. You know, I've gotten into hot yoga.
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Wait, we're boys?
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Yes.
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Those gym muscles aren't scaring anybody, pal. - These? - Let's just go. It's okay. No, we're not gonna go. This man insulted you. And we're not gonna leave until he apologizes. - It's okay. - Hey, we got a problem here? - No,no. - Yeah, we got a big problem. Your friend, here, really insulted my friend and he needs to apologize. I don't think he does. CALVIN: He doesn't. You know what, man? I think this whole situation's getting a little out of control. I can fix this whole thing. I'll order some nachos. The "Explosions." It's got four cheeses! Let's eat 'em together. You know what? You take them. Let's go. Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet. This whole thing will be over in a jiff. Hey, how about this? Why don't you and your boyfriend apologize to Big Rick here and then go jerk each other in the parking lot? That's a lot-- Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot. I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere. It's time for you to get out of here, pal. CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Yeah. I got that.
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2s
There's four of us, tough guy.
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9.5s
All right. Before this whole thing goes down, you should know one thing about me. What's that? I don't like bullies.
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19.7s
What? - Really? - No. I don't know why I thought-- True story. Man, I thought high school was gonna be like Sixteen Candles and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald. Sure, things were difficult in the beginning, but then, by the end, everything worked out. And Jake Ryan picked her up in that red Porsche. What-what? You ever see that movie?