I love this picture. And look, you were just getting your little tiny breasts. - Well, one of 'em, anyway. - You just got here. Let's not talk about my breasts. - Then the other one popped out. - Yeah. Thank goodness! Oh, Keeks! If you play your cards right, you could get a sweatshirt just like this for Christmas. Oh, no. Oh, Kiki Dee, I cannot wait to spend every waking minute of the next three weeks with you. Hmm... Oh! Hmm... Are you smelling my hair? Yes.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I wish I was as close to you as you are to your kids.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I think you're fucking amazing. Why are you saying this? And no matter what anyone says...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Bernard, let's hang 'em on the tree. Okay, buddy? Oh, who put the big brown ornament right on the front of the tree? - It looks like doodie. - Yes, it does, baby. And that's why mommy's gonna move it around back. Oh, no, sweetie we don't drink the tree water. We don't drink the tree water 'cause we're people, right? Mommy, is there a Santa Claus? You bet there is, buddy. - I know. - Are you lying to me, mommy? Oh, God, make it stop. What else have you lied about? - Hey, babe. - Hey, dad. - Hi, guys. - Hi. - You alright? - Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Because all I want all any mom wants is for their kids to have an amazing Christmas. ♪ Can't love me like you ♪ ♪ L-O-V-E ♪♪ That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work. First, you have to buy gifts for every human being you've ever met. I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year. Why did I do that? Then, you have to decorate your house which, clearly, I suck at. I'm doing the best I can, Charmaine! Then, you have to go to all your kids' Christmas shows which are...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, yeah. No, honey, those were... Those were happy screams. They didn't sound happy. And then you punched the wall and yelled the F-word. Okay, I-I, um... Yeah, I don't, I don't really recall doing that, so, yeah. - I don't know if that happened. - You did. You were like, "Oh, my fucking God!" Just like that. "Oh, my fucking God!" Okay, alright. Shh! Shh! Um, here's the thing. Your dad and I were just playing a fun little grown-up game. You played the game seven times. Six and a half. But who's counting? Here's the thing, let's just not... Let's just not talk about this. - Cool? - Cool. - High-five. Awesome. - Got it.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, no, not you, sasquatch. I can't handle you right now. Hmm, let's see.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Hey, guys, we got more carolers. Read your line, Scrooge!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Not one person caught me. That was amazing. Every time they jump into the crowd, someone usually... - Hi. - Oh. - Hi. Hey. - Here you are. I, uh... Bag of ice for you. - Oh. - Thank you, Ty.
A Bad Moms Christmas
5.5s
Oh, my God, that's like 50 more vaginas. Okay, who's next?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Hah! Merry Christmas, Kiki! - Mom? Hi! - Oh... my... gosh! I thought you weren't coming until Friday. Well, I just hopped on an earlier flight. - Three days earlier? - Oh. I-I haven't made up the guest bedroom or anything. That's okay. I'll just sleep with you. Big spoon, little spoon. I usually sleep with my husband now. Hey, you wanna see the sweatshirt I made?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Yeah. Then, there's all the over-the-top Christmas parties. Oh, my God. Are these lobster Santa hats? Are these a thing now? What the fuck? Then, there's all the cooking all the cleaning all the wrapping. It's insane! There's just never enough time. Argh!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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- Hi, mom. - Hey. - Hey! - How was the game? It was great! The Bulls won. - Yes! Congratulations. - Yes! - Hi, honey. - I love you, baby. Wow. Your house looks really great. Oh, thank you. I still-I still got lots left to do, but... Can I do anything to help? No, no, not unless you know how to magically fix Christmas lights. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, you just swap out the fuse. It's pretty easy. That's pretty hot. I won't lie. Oh, you're definitely getting the gold-star treatment tonight. I like that, but hold that thought. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, my fucking God!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh. Your dad is awesome. I thought you hated him. What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that? When you came over to the house last week I heard you and daddy in the bedroom and you kept screaming at him.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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But you... somehow just turned out really good. Um, and, Carla, I just...