Ty Swindle. How did you find me? - I just looked for you. - Hi. Well, there are so many things I wanna say to you right now. Just say it. I feel like it's better if I, I do it through the universal language of dance. - Shut up. - Yes! - What dancing? - Christmas dancing.
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Mom, also I got a box of Ziploc bags. Oh, sweet Jesus.
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I don't think that you're worthless.
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Mom.
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You're my mom, and that was a little harsh. It certainly was.
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Yeah.
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- Tree looks great. - Thank you. - Want me to feed the twins? - Yes, please. - Hey, buddy. Good to see you. - Thank you. - Let's get some food. - It's okay, buddy. Aw, it's alright.
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Hi, is, um... - Is Carla here? - Yes!
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I wanna be more like you.
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And you always pushed me to do better.
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- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah. It's really nice having you here, grandma. - Yeah. We really miss you. - Yeah. Oh, I miss you, too. Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift. Speaking of gifts, have some iPhones. - Nice. - No way. Now, get ready for bed. And I will come back and sing to you for hours.
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Yeah. Okay. You know, uh... I've been doing a lot of thinking about the money you asked me for, mom, and... Um, I'm such an idiot. But it's Christmas and you're my mom and...
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Okay, you know what? Alright, alright, Santa number one. The audience has spoken. Thank you. Such a good sport. Such a good sport. Alright. Now. Bring it to the stage, my man Santa number two!
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- Really? - Yeah. You know, I got a fucking job.
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Eh, fuck it. Here. It's a loan. It's a loan. I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but... - Oh, no, that's great! - Basically all I have. Thank you so much. This is a loan. I will pay you back, I swear. I really have my shit together now. Thanks. Whoa! Hey! Sir, Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Would you like to donate your cans to our Canned Food Drive? We're collecting for a drive for the homeless. - Yikes. I just bought all this. - And the canned goods. - You know, this is important. - The fuck is this? Uh, that's fennel. - Oh, fuck it. - So happy. Thank you so much. Oh, shit. Manager. Manager's coming. Code red, code red. Go, go, go. Mom! Where did we park? - Where did we park? - Happy Hanukkah. - Where did we park? - Go, go, go, go. They just totally stole all my shit. Taking this, though. This is cute, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, guys. So since it's Christmas Eve, everybody gets to open one present, okay? Oh! Kiki. Hey, Kiki, Kiki. Open mine. Please open mine first. Please. - I'll go first. I guess. - Okay.
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Do you mean that? Yeah. You know, when we were at the bouncy place with, um... what's his name? - Oh, my son, Jaxon? - Yeah, him. Um, I was watching you two and you were beating the shit out of each other with those sticks, and I thought "You know, maybe I should have a relationship with my grandson." Well, we'd, um, we'd love to see you more.
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Alright. Okay, listen, ladies I need you guys to tell me which one of these Sexy Santas is the sexiest of them all? Think you're ready? Yeah! Okay, well, let's start this thing off. Santa number one, the bar is yours, sir.