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Taxi! Taxi! Damn it! It's so hard for a proud Mexican to get a taxi in this city!

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A shitheel is a real fun term that you should call Gary every time you see him. When he wakes you up for breakfast, say, "Good morning, shitheel." He'll probably give you $5 or some candy. Does that sound good? Yeah. You're a shitheel, Dad. Good. You should just call Gary that. 'Cause it makes him really happy. It makes me sort of happy, but it makes him really happy.

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I have five brothers, and two of them are defensive backs in the NFL, so come on! You want me to do it? Yeah. This thing's not gonna feel good. Do it, Ron. Just do it. Are you scared? What's the problem? Is he a chicken? Are you a chicken?

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Let's do this. Did you see that? How he spun on that desk? So great. All right. Quiet on the floor, please.

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♪ Old friends ♪ Old friends Doby!

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Like what? Art Areola. No! No, that's worse! You know it's worse! How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck. Spell it P-H-U-C. You'll be huge in the Vietnamese community. Freddie, I can't. Listen to me, Burgundy. This is far from over, do you hear me?

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Oh! Oh, whoa! You feel that right away. Wow, that's good. That's good. That's an immediate state of euphoria. You'll be surprised. The effect, it happens very... Ohh! It's just refreshing. They're actually enjoying it. Of course they're enjoying it. It's crack.

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For a prime time slot and a raise in pay. Quit yanking our penises, Freddie! What's the deal? Yeah! Quit yanking our anuses. No. I'm not yanking your...

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And now, before I join this couple in holy matrimony, Brick and Chani ask us to join them as they exchange their vows.

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This is the nicest soda machine anyone's ever taken me to. The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.

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Hey, hey, remember? I was by myself and I had that dream about the orange tree. But instead of oranges, it had babies on it.

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What spike? Burgundy. Who's Ron Burgundy? No, no, no, this can't be right.

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You got three years left, my friend. You're gonna die!

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And you just do whatever you want. Well, I'm a bit of a maverick, I guess. You don't follow the format. You pretty much walk around like...

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Here we are. Welcome to GNN.

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Did you do that with your mind? No. Liar. We're just getting word that police have finally apprehended the suspect. It turns out that he is an elderly gentleman, he's 80 years old, and he was simply confused. Unbelievable. I'm Ron Burgundy. Don't just have a great night, have an American night.

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Chani, I just got these phone messages from last week. You mailed them to me? How else was I gonna get them to you? You hand them to me. Oh. You are the dumbest person I've met in my entire life, and that's not an exaggeration. That makes me feel bad. Well, it's the truth, Chani. You! - Leave her alone! - Excuse me, sir.

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Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's play of the day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body. Holy shit, there's a lot of news! It's true, the market is becoming saturated. Hey. The History Network wants in on this. We're news, too. Only news told much, much later.

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Taxi! Taxi! Damn it! It's so hard for a proud Mexican to get a taxi in this city!

I have five brothers, and two of them are defensive backs in the NFL, so come on! You want me to do it? Yeah. This thing's not gonna feel good. Do it, Ron. Just do it. Are you scared? What's the problem? Is he a chicken? Are you a chicken?

Let's do this. Did you see that? How he spun on that desk? So great. All right. Quiet on the floor, please.

♪ Old friends ♪ Old friends Doby!

Like what? Art Areola. No! No, that's worse! You know it's worse! How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck. Spell it P-H-U-C. You'll be huge in the Vietnamese community. Freddie, I can't. Listen to me, Burgundy. This is far from over, do you hear me?

Oh! Oh, whoa! You feel that right away. Wow, that's good. That's good. That's an immediate state of euphoria. You'll be surprised. The effect, it happens very... Ohh! It's just refreshing. They're actually enjoying it. Of course they're enjoying it. It's crack.

For a prime time slot and a raise in pay. Quit yanking our penises, Freddie! What's the deal? Yeah! Quit yanking our anuses. No. I'm not yanking your...

And now, before I join this couple in holy matrimony, Brick and Chani ask us to join them as they exchange their vows.

This is the nicest soda machine anyone's ever taken me to. The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.

Hey, hey, remember? I was by myself and I had that dream about the orange tree. But instead of oranges, it had babies on it.

What spike? Burgundy. Who's Ron Burgundy? No, no, no, this can't be right.

You got three years left, my friend. You're gonna die!

And you just do whatever you want. Well, I'm a bit of a maverick, I guess. You don't follow the format. You pretty much walk around like...

Here we are. Welcome to GNN.

Did you do that with your mind? No. Liar. We're just getting word that police have finally apprehended the suspect. It turns out that he is an elderly gentleman, he's 80 years old, and he was simply confused. Unbelievable. I'm Ron Burgundy. Don't just have a great night, have an American night.

Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's play of the day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body. Holy shit, there's a lot of news! It's true, the market is becoming saturated. Hey. The History Network wants in on this. We're news, too. Only news told much, much later.