The numbers I gave you on potato output... are exaggerated. That's okay with me. I don't really care about that. We can get back to what we were doing. No, it's not just the numbers! - I am a terrible person. - No. You're the best person. You were about to have sex with me. That's the best thing someone could do. I'm the propagandist of a totalitarian dictatorship.
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Are you sure you don't... mean to ask me about potato yields? No. I wanna know about that other thing I just asked. Okay, well... Dave, as you have seen for yourself... we have a great bounty of food in North Korea. What I saw for myself... was a fake grocery store... with a fake fat kid planted right in from' of it!
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Katy Perry's your favorite! Katy who? I don't know who you're talking about. You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Not the chorus, please! And own the night Like it's the Fourth of July - 'Cause, Kimmy, you're a firework - Stop! Go and show 'em what you're worth And make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" As you sail across the sky-y-y Kimmy, you're a firework No! I don't need my father! I am strong!
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Holy fuck-a-moley! Is that real? It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin. In my country, it's pronounced "Stallone."
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Okay, this is an offensive line of questioning. I don't think it's offensive. It's important. If you don't wanna answer, you can get up and walk away. I can't keep you from retreating. - He's gonna go for the button. - He's sitting there. Not moving. - He's going for the button! - He's not. - Oh, shit. He's making a move! - Don't move, homie!
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I beg your pardon? Why don't you feed your people? They are hungry. Specifically, two-thirds of them. Isn't that embarrassing since you're the one they view as a provider and a god? And you spend $800 million on nukes every year? And you have 16 million starving people?
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I'd absolutely love to.
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It was amazing. - It was amazing? - Yeah. It was one of the best days of my life. - What? - We smoked joints... played basketball... fucked chicks. We had the best margaritas. Did you say you fucked chicks? Oh, my God. Kim Jong is an animal! You know you have to kill this guy tomorrow. I've been thinking a little bit about the mission. Okay. America, you know... always putting its nose in things and screwing them up. The truth is, Kim is a master at manipulating the media. - Yeah? - You're the media. You get what's happening here?
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Yeah. Let's go.
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Bye, Sook!
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- That's a great saying, okay? - Hate us because they ain't us! They hate us because they ain't us!
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- Where are we? - I don't know. Is this China? - I don't know. Looks like North Korea. - Yeah.
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You're fucking up the angles!
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Oh, no.
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Guess what we named him? Kim Jong-un! That's a little fucked up, no? It's super fucked up. But he's cute. "But there was none of that.