- Then I saw this fake fucking grapefruit. - What? All the food in that grocery store is fake! He fucking lied to me. Maybe that fat kid isn't fat. I mean, oh! What about the concentration camps? And the famine. Maybe that's real. God!
The Interview
9s
Not till after the interview. This dog is killing me with cuteness. He's crazy cute. - Can I keep it? - Take him home, forever and ever.
The Interview
2.1s
- All right, it's clear. - Okay.
The Interview
5.7s
Boom, boom... boom!
The Interview
5.2s
That is fucked up. Yeah, tell me about it. Jordan!
The Interview
8.6s
We just killed two innocent men. Look, first of all, it's not your fault that those men died. Second, they had to go. They knew we were up to something.
The Interview
8.9s
I'm concerned my feelings of attraction for you... will cause me to make mistakes. Your feelings of attraction for me? Fuck this!
The Interview
4.4s
- You got him? - Yeah. You out of that big ol' scary hole?
The Interview
13.2s
Oh, Jesus fuck. Why does he keep the long pieces? His head looks like somebody's taint. - You barely look different. - Thanks, man. You said you were bald. I see a little stuff on top. - So freeing! - Rob.
The Interview
4.9s
Yeah. Well, good riddance. I hated that fucking bitch. Really?
The Interview
2.6s
Oh, no! Oh, no!
The Interview
1.9s
Kiss her.
The Interview
2s
Liar!
The Interview
8.4s
It is. I've been telling you that for weeks now. He fucking honeydicked me. He honeydicked the shit out of me. - Sucks. - You still got that poison?
