I'm gonna tell you something, all right? Can I trust you? Yeah, of course.
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Hey. You're late. No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
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This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
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They made us! They're gonna kill us!
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Is it okay if we just talk?
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Fuck.
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Bye.
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So...
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Your fucking guy's got a tattoo. Find the tattoo, find the dealer. Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids. Do you remember that stupid tattoo? TATTOO ARTIST: A bazooka? Think I might have did it on a football player. Guy with a red Mohawk. I don't know. They all start to look the same to me. I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
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You know, I had this, like, vision of me throwing bullet tds to you, dude, and then all these fans just started going, like... (QUIET SCREAMING) Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid! And they were chanting and chanting, and then the goalposts came down.
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That's so crazy. JENKO: Come on, man, put your dick away. Put your fucking dick away. Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.
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He's a bag of dicks!
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♪ All I wanna do is party ♪ my head keep on spinning around ♪ baby girl, why don't you first ♪ drop it to the ground ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ my gosh! I'm sweaty. You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
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Got room for one of these babies. A grenade. Why you gonna put it there? That's just unsanitary. Feels right.
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That's no fun at all. I'm so focused. Let's do this. I'm so focused. Let's do this. (WHIRRING)
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Like, well, we fucking can, bro. All you gotta do is join the team.
