Nice to meet you. Worst thing to say. Hi. Hey. David. My dad. Nice to meet you.
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Oh, my God! This is...
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(CLATTERING)
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No.
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I'm late.
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(SOMBER ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
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All right. Okay. That's the last of 'em. (BEEPING) Time to prove that zook's the dealer. JENKO: Or not the dealer. Next up is Brad mcquaid. (ALL AGREEING) Right? Yes. Yes! Obviously, right? I mean, the guy's... The guy's all-time. You guys, let's be honest. I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs. That's so sweet of them. So Brad... Brad's in. Uh, Doug mcquaid. No!
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JENKO: You in the zone, bro? ZOOK: In the fucking zone, dude.
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Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Because this is a college seminar, and that's how college seminars work. Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student. Friction creates fire, and that leads to lessons learned. Well, it's definitely harder to get drugs. I can personally tell you that. The average price of cocaine has dropped 70% in the last 30 years. Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit. (STUDENTS LAUGHING) Mr. mcquaid, college is a wonderful place. This is where you get to decide who you actually are, instead of the person that you're clearly pretending to be right now, which everyone sees through, by the way. You got to decide, do I just keep doing the same thing, or am I gonna choose a different path and question my convictions?
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♪ ♪ ♪ wait, we just here trying to find us ♪ schmidt went lookin', till he found love ♪ got his life sweet, bon appetit ♪ spring break, bitch, throw a party on the beach ♪ shit did change, but all that means ♪ is that your real friends don't ever leave ♪ will it ever be complete? ♪ Jump street won't ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪
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Maya? What are you doing here? This is a shoot-out. You know what happens in a shoot-out. They always kidnap the girl. Not always. Mercedes? You're coming with me. Bitch, please. I ain't going nowhere with you. (GUNSHOT) (SCREAMS) (GROANS) Now. Dad, what do I do? Is that my bathing suit?
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Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
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Spring break, motherfucker.
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How do you drive this thing?
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(CAR HONKING)
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You want an open investigation? I don't know if that's what I want. All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.