I was in a French fry commercial when I was a kid, so people are like, you know, often say, "Oh, I think I know you," but I don't think we've ever met before. Do I look like I eat French fries? I don't know, you look like you're in great shape, but maybe you have, like, one cheat day, like a carb blowout, you know? I don't know. Nah. Yeah, the theme song was, like...
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You bought us Taco Bell. Eric, honestly, that was a sincere gesture. You made me this friendship bracelet. Well, he's not really your friend. He was pretending the whole time. I'm gonna cut this the fuck off later, all right?
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That's my quesadilla! Who wants a piece? Huh? I know you're in there, Doug, or whatever your name is! You lied to me!
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I know sometimes I was a jerk to you when we were undercover.
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Come to Andrew's French Fly Emporium.
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Oh, my God, We're gonna die. We're gonna die.
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- Me? - Yeah.
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What? No.
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I'm gonna kill you, you stupid fucking cop! Hey, you guys, she just called me a stupid fucking cock. That's rude. Dickhead narc motherfucker! Did she just say “nickhead dark motherfucker”? That's just racist. I know these two. Your boys are cops! They're cops! Police! Get on the ground! You get on the fuckin' ground! - We asked you first! - I don't give a damn! You're fucking cops? But we partied together, man.
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- Him, too. - No, no! Hey, wait! No, no, no. Listen, I'm with you guys! I didn't know these guys were cops! I'm getting out of here. I fucking hate you! Get that out of my face! - Molly! - Oh, there you are!
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Tom Hanson, DEA! On your knees! What the fuck? - Now! - Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest! Guns down, all of you! Domingo, tell them!
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D.B., shoot these motherfuckers. Oh, come on, that's unfair! We put our guns down in good faith. You're a liar, and you're mean!
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Let's just relax, and we can all leave here as friends. - Yeah, let's do that. - Y'all boys are stupid.
