Don't...Don't insult Monique. She has an entire chapter in the bible.
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- He's up. - No, no. Why am I first? NATHAN: It was your idea.
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Okay. Come down here. Grab her legs. One, two, three.
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LUBE: (LAUGHS) You two crazy kids have fun.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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No, no, no. Not yet.
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(MOANING)
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Excuse me? Oh, my God. This is not good. I can't get her off. I think she had a heart attack. Help! She's got lockjaw. Get her off of me! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - It's lockjaw. Lockjaw! Lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw! - Okay. - Get her off! (ALL CLAMOURING)
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Now, put the condom on the banana.
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I think that is quite enough pictures of the cheerleaders. How about we get some of the game?
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Can you give us the executive summary? No, not that. This.
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Who didn't see that coming? Look at the time. Gotta go.
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Then we've driven many clicks to wet our dicks?
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MOANING)
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Oh, I see.
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(LAUGHS)
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- I thought it was a nine. - NATHAN: Shut up! Shut up! - I didn't do anything! - Shut up! Just shut up! I wanna go home. I don't wanna be here. (THUDS) Oh, my God! I just hit a squirrel.