So where's this boyfriend Richard you keep talking about non-stop all the time? He doesn't attend high-school parties. Sounds like you might be in the market for some home-grown American beef. Sorry, I'm vegan.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
9.5s
I can guarantee that I will satisfy you in every way possible, and I shall not stop until I'm certain that you are completely happy with my endeavours.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
10.4s
But it's not gonna happen. I mean, I think that you're, like, really super cool, and you're really funny in class and everything, but I don't wanna have sex with you.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
2.6s
- So are we cool? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
3.4s
Meet me upstairs in the first bedroom to the left.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
5.3s
(CRYING) Maman! You killed maman! You killed maman! (ROARING)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
6.1s
No. No, that's a seven! That's 1975. It's from the '70s.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.1s
You want a beer?
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.5s
Douche bag.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.3s
I'm a man of refinement.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.4s
Hey, what's up, Ashley?
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
7.9s
God, I love that accent. Could you do me a favour and just say, "Spank me, Stifler. Spank me wee little bum:"
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
2.9s
Why settle for a six when you can get a perfect 10?
