CHEERLEADERS: Blue and white... COMMENTATOR 1. Shearson's bringing the ball up court. He passes it off to Scott Stifler.
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That means he wasn't being serious.
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You two, stay amazing. My God.
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Then speed her up.
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(IN FRENCH ACCENT) I am Monique.
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Hey. What's up, Ashley? What are you pillow biters doing here? Stifler.
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Douche bag.
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We need to reconstruct the bible. Why? The secrets are in there. I mean, there's no one single answer to getting laid. Right? We need the whole book to understand. Probably has a lot of crap in there that we need to know, too, like positions, techniques, angle of insertion. Exactly. That's what the bible was created for, to help guys like us. And we owe it to the others. I ruined the bible.
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Hello? ROB: Hi: May I speak to Noah Levenstein, please? Speaking. Are you the one who created the bible? No, that would be God. No, no, no: Hold on. I'm referring to the bible. I'm calling from East Great Falls High School.
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I thought I had the answers. It's too bad that 99% of the bible's completely unreadable.
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How do you know about that? Who do you think is forwarding all those videos to Mom?
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I owe it to future generations to restore its wisdom. Dude, I'm all for it, but how?
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LUBE: This must be the guy who created the bible.
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ROB: I'm ready to give up.
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How was she?
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Oh.
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Honey, I know that I can't stop you from doing certain things, but I can insist that you are safe.