♪ Well, Ali Baba He had them 40 thieves ♪ Scheherazade Had a thousand tales ♪ But, master, you're in luck Because up your sleeve ♪ You got a genie That never fails ♪
Aladdin
1.9s
Oh, you don't need to worry about him. He's fine.
Aladdin
2.1s
Monkey!
Aladdin
3s
Wow! Well, that's a first.
Aladdin
6.2s
So, you really don't know who I am? Genie, wishes, lamp, none of that ringing a bell?
Aladdin
27.2s
Oh. Okay. Hey, do you mind... if I could just stretch it out over here, do you mind? Uh... Are you asking me? Yes. You're my master. I'm your master? Downward dog. No, no. You look like you should be my master. Right, but that's not quite how it works, though. How long have you been trapped in here? 'Bout thousand years. A thousand years? "A thousand years." Kid, is it me or does, like, everything surprise you?
Aladdin
1.2s
Uh-huh.
Aladdin
4.7s
Oh, I haven't thought about that. Mmm. You really are not that guy.
Aladdin
3.2s
So, what are you gonna wish?
Aladdin
1.5s
Do we need the top knot?
Aladdin
1.2s
Still blue.
Aladdin
1.5s
Right, totally normal.
Aladdin
9.2s
So, do I have to make all my wishes here? I mean, if I take you back to Agrabah, won't people...? No, no, no! I can look totally normal. Boo!
Aladdin
26.9s
Whoa. Man, look at this world. It's so big! Inside the lamp, everything is, like, brass, brass, brass! You're like, "Oh! Is that some copper?" Nope, brass! Sorta the problem with the genie life... phenomenal cosmic powers, but itty-bitty living space. So, is this magic, or are you magic? Eh, kind of a package deal.
Aladdin
13.2s
Okay, Genie. I wish for you to get us out of this cave. Boom! Booyah! He has made his first wish! Thank you for choosing Carpets, Camels and Caravans. Please don't forget to tip your genie on the way out. Hey. Hold yourself, kid!
Aladdin
20.5s
I never said I was all-knowing. I said I was all-powerful. The most powerful being in the universe. Look, whatever I don't know, I know I can learn it. Outside in the sun. Why are you playing hard to wish? I know you can't tell, but I am very pale. This is sky blue. My natural pigmentation is navy. Give us some sun.