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So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers... ...and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with. That sounded almost enlightened. Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends... ...her lady garden awaits. - And he's back. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias. Well, thanks, Mike. Coming up after this message, Javier tells us if your petunias... ...are gonna see any rainfall this weekend. I sure hope mine do. I wanna go home, but let's go over the script. Yeah, let's get it done really quickly.

The Ugly Truth

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... over here, we have something quite different. - This isn't on my list. - Follow me. Is the segment over? Where the hell's he going? - Follow him. Follow him. - Go with him, Remote 1. - Hey. - Babes wrestling in Jell-O. - Oh, Jell-O. That's great. - Hello? Abby? - People calling and freaking out. - Oh, Jesus.

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What is this? What is this, baby?

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...every hour, on the hour.

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You couldn't spend a day without me. Yes. I just can't get enough of your sparkling wit and charm. Stuart thought you needed a producer more than I needed to get laid. Come on, I gotta check in. We leave in five minutes.

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We got beat by all the network shows, including a rerun of Who's the Boss? The one where the vacuum breaks. It's just a temporary setback. Things will be better tomorrow. You know that guy with the cable-access show... ...on Channel 83 does better. If we program Jerry Springer reruns... ...we'd do a nine-share at a quarter of the price. Please don't tell me you're thinking of killing the show. We're not a family-run station anymore, Abby. I mean, I love you. You're great at what you do. But you gotta get me some numbers. I got two daughters in college and a son in beauty school. I don't know how much you know about Vidal Sassoon, but that shit ain't cheap.

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No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.

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- Cute kid. - Yeah. Here, do me.

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They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.

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Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.

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You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.

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On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.

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- Good night. - Yeah, good night.

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I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.

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Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.

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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.

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Man, we're a chicken household. - We are. - Tell Larry to throw it to Javier... ...while she pulls it together. - Or is it okay? - It's good. - Javier, do you like it?

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- You sure you don't want any leftovers? - When we return... ...our live Skycam traffic update. - Okay. And guess who's in rehab this week. - Stand by to roll break. - Also, how you can adopt... ... your very own slug worm, when we come back. - Roll your break. - How about salt? Salt make it better?

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What is this? What is this, baby?

...every hour, on the hour.

You couldn't spend a day without me. Yes. I just can't get enough of your sparkling wit and charm. Stuart thought you needed a producer more than I needed to get laid. Come on, I gotta check in. We leave in five minutes.

No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.

- Cute kid. - Yeah. Here, do me.

They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.

Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.

You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.

On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.

- Good night. - Yeah, good night.

I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.

Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.

Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.

Man, we're a chicken household. - We are. - Tell Larry to throw it to Javier... ...while she pulls it together. - Or is it okay? - It's good. - Javier, do you like it?