Oh, my God. You're Mike Chadway. I love you. - Hey, buddy, what the hell? - Dude, what the fuck? - Dude, what the fuck? - What? No, no, no. I'm not talking to you. - I'm not talking to you. - Okay, did I do something wrong?
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- Oh, God. - Camera 1, ready for a three-shot. - I'm not frowny. - Yes, you are. Move in here and give this beautiful woman a kiss. - God. This is ridiculous. - McFlaccid? - That mean what I think it means? - Yes. Kiss her. - No. They're not gonna... - Give it to her, right in front of me. - And in front of them. - Let me... Goddamn it, Georgia, let me be a man. - No! - Zoom in on that, 2. Zoom in. America doesn't want to see this. And that, my friends, is the ugly truth. Get ready to roll to break. Ready to roll... Oh, you are a man. He is a man. Break. Cut to commercial! - Cut to commercial! - That was great! Wasn't that great? I told you that guy was great. Good job, everybody.
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If you do exactly as I say, and you get this guy... ...then you'll quit giving me shit and work with me. You know as well as I do that we could make this show huge. And if it doesn't work? What do I get?
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We have an early flight tomorrow. We should go.
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He said he was running late.
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Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.
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- Miss me? - Colin. - You were expecting someone else? - No.
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Well, I guess I'll get going, then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, we need a quick recovery.
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What is he doing here already?
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You're a lesbian. - What? - Well, you must be. I mean, you just described the perfect woman. Why are you so threatened by these qualities? Is it perhaps because you don't possess a single one of them... ...and that is the real reason why women aren't interested in you? Okay. Okay, I'll give you 100 bucks of my own money... ... to go get this guy and bring him down here and let me meet him. Well, he's out there, somewhere. Wait a second. You're not even dating this guy?
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...I had a sales job... ...where I was driving around a lot, listening to talk radio. I started calling in, and then I realized I'm smarter than everybody else. Just ask my producer, Abby.
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I mean, you're not calling from Europe or something? He loves dogs, but he's more of a cat person. He never gets up before you on a Sunday morning. Wait a second, I get it.
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No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.
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Well, I was very pleased with the choice of restaurant.
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- Shit. - Sorry, she's...
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Why?
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And Women Hating Men Who Loved Women Who Hate Loving Men.
