- I know. - No, actually, it's a good thing. I'm used to women I can figure out in five seconds. But I can't do that with you. He's an idiot. I figured you out in two. Now, tell him good night and stick your tits out. - We're gonna give this one last shot. - Well, good night then.
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She thinks I'm a genius on days when she's not sexually frustrated. Yes, thousands of lives have been enriched by your wisdom. Excuse me, lady, but you have a boyfriend right now because of me. It may have started because of you, but it's lasted because of me. You're acting like your normal control-freak psycho self again.
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Chemistry. I smell threesome.
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- No, I didn't. - Let me show you. - Beautiful. - Everybody take five. I'll be right back. Were you all not there last year for our sexual-harassment meeting? - Were you not there, Larry? - He needs to go. He wasn't sexually harassing me.
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- Our table's waiting. Shall we? - Come this way. - Mike, you're doing a hell of a job. - Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
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- Where's Rick? - I sent him home. I thought you and I could celebrate on our own. Give me some of that.
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Men like watching penis-shaped food go into a girl's mouth.
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- I had a really good time tonight. - Me too. Yeah.
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He delivers it.
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Of all the primates, bonobo monkeys... ...are the closest relatives to human beings... ...both genetically and socially. Especially when it comes to sex.
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- Hey, how convenient. - No, I... I thought it was you at the door. Well, I guess we're all interchangeable.
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I'm sorry you didn't get to spend time with little Colin this weekend. And by "little," I don't mean undersized... ...although I highly suspect that's the case.
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Saw me what? What, you saw me introduce them to some network executives? They wanna be actresses, baby. I mean, who am I to kill their dream?
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Yes!
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Mike. Hi, it's Lauren. I'm having a party on Saturday... ... and you know what happens when I drink tequila.
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Dorky? Hell, no. Are you kidding? You're ahead of the game. Women are coming to you. You know how cool that is? Relish this moment, okay? Now get the hell out of here. I'll see you at 5. - Okay. - We'll celebrate. - Don't forget the pizza, King Kong. - Hey, have I ever?
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More on this when we come back. We'll hear from a zoo official forced to take... And we're back with The Ugly Truth, where we're gonna be talking about... ... what it is men and women really want in relationships. I've been looking through some books. Smart Women, Foolish Choices.
