Think of my son. My son, who had a dream of being a cosmetician. Think about him. Think about Joy. Just do it for me. Today it'll be partly sunny with a cloud cover moving in from my left breast. Low pressure systems are moving up, so expect a cold front.
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I'm your producer.
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- Forty? - I mean, you ain't gonna do...
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Yeah. Right. No, really, we are very excited about this year's rating increases. And we're hoping that in the next quarter, we can... - Oh, God. - What's wrong? Nothing. Nothing.
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D'Artagnan, no, you didn't. No, D'Artagnan, you get back here. Get back here. No, do not... No, no, no.
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- I'll see you later. - Yeah. - Okay. - Bye. Bye.
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You are not gonna believe how perfect he is. - Symmetrical? - Oh, you have no idea. - Oh, good Lord. - Yeah.
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- You follow baseball? - Do something noncommittal.
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Now, do exactly what I tell you, and when I tell you to do it. Okay?
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Oh, that's my guy, always with the jokes.
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And that's it? That's all you have to say?
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You're welcome.
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Go, Comets.
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Hey, wait.
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- I am all over this. - Where are you going? - We're live in two. - It's going great, isn't it? The big, strong, brave men that we've all been reading about... ...in novels and watching in movies since we were 9 years old... ...that's a fallacy. They don't exist. Men are not strong. Men are not brave. Men are afraid. It's all part of the show. It's an Andy Kaufman thing we're doing. Even if they have a moment in a hotel elevator... ... and it's totally romantic and full of potential... ...men are incapable of copping to it. Because why? Men are weak. Let me tell you something about women.
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- So did Butt Boy ask you out? - Not yet. We're taking things slow, getting to know each other first. Why am I talking to you about this? In other words, he didn't actually ask you out.
