Make sure you put the hot dog in your mouth nice and slowly.
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Tracy McIvor asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
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Is it dorky if I say yes?
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Excuse me.
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- So how often do you flick it? - I don't know. How often do you flick it? You're only asking me that so you can picture me flicking mine... ...while you flick yours. - No. I would never picture you while I do that, which is not something I do. - I don't do that, not ever. - Yes, you would. - No. No. No. - Never? I find it impersonal. Abby, what could be more personal than you flicking your bean? - I just don't see myself that way, okay? - Okay, well, I do. Come here.
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Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.
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Well, you better start. Because if you don't wanna have sex with you, why the hell would Colin?
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"Astrea 1." "Vibrating brief."
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What is this? What is this, D'Artagnan?
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What is this? What is this, baby?
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...flick the bean? - What bean?
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- Do I what? - You know...
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What? What, baby?
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- Hey, hey, the gang's all here. - Hey. - Harold, Bob, you remember Abby. - Hi. And this is... - And we all know Mike Chadway. - And who are these lovely ladies? Something tells me we won't be talking about the news tonight. That's right.
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Well, it certainly can't hurt. Ladies, you look quite fetching.
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- He's a doctor. - Yes, that's right, he is. He doesn't wanna hear about things like implants and oral sex. - You talk about oral sex? - Oh, look, we're here.
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Sorry to hijack your date, brother. No worries. You're a producer as well? No, dude, I'm the talent. So you're an anchor, then? No, I do The Ugly Truth. - Hasn't he ever seen our show? - Come on, Stuart. Our show's way too low-brow for Colin.
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You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.
