Actually, if you must know, I used to kind of have a crush on Dave.
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Mitch! Where the hell are you? It's been two days. I gotta know what's going on with Jamie. Call me back.
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- Lockwood. - Yep.
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What? I'm messing with you.
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I know it's weird. Just go with it.
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Fucking nice, Cara!
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Holy shit! Why the fuck are you still wearing clothes? When are you due? Any minute now, so let's get our fuck on before this becomes a threesome. That's so gross! Whoa, stop for a second. Stop for a second. You're so heavy! My tits are aching for you. That's probably the Colostrum coming, and it'll be very painful. Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends. Okay, what's your deal tonight?
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Just grow a mustache and lure a child into your van. Where did you find that shit?
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You ask yourself that.
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Did you tell Dave to shave his balls?
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Hi. - Mitch. - How are you?
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Sweet!
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This is called a grocery store. People buy food here. It's part of your responsibilities.
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Rip it off.
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I mean, he's a brilliant lawyer.
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Way to go, Dave.
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The other night, you were in a pretty dark place. Yeah. I know. How's that going with Dave? Is he treating you a little bit better? Yeah. He's been very sweet.
