Not really. Our parents drive us places, though, so... Bottom line, Katie, is work always comes first, and we always come second. And I don't think that's ever going to change.
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Mitch, you going to come in. Guard going to try to stop you. Line, line, line. You knock him the fuck out, okay? You see Mona. She lying there in the bed. Then we bounce titty, bounce titty, bounce titty, slow mo, bouncy titty, licky tip of nipple, regular speed, bouncy titty, slap the ass, slap the ass, slap the ass, and a wind come in, blow out a candle. Finite. What do you think?
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- David? - Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the thingy. Braves-Marlins. Please don't tell me that you forgot. Didn't forget. What time are you going to pick me up? Don't you bail on me, David. I am not going to bail. If you bail on me, I'm going to literally eye-rape you. I got it. I will actually place myself inside your ocular... It's my dad. Mitch Planko, Sr. making a rare appearance. This guy fucking hates me.
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Okay, this is called gel or product. Too little, you look like a pedophile, too much and you look Persian. Mitch, I have done everything that you have asked of me. I got the jeans on, I got the vest, the gel in my hair... - You look great. - ...but I am not going to do this. - Yes, you are going to do this. - Why do I have to do this? Because it shows that you're considerate, that you're clean, that you're American. - Why do you even care? - It's my body! It's my body right now! I'm scared!
Why do you have to talk like that? You have such a sweet side. You should let people into your sweet side.
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And the baby-eating monster rises from the deep!
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I didn't earn this. The law may be the first thing on Dave's mind, but his family has always been the first thing in his heart.
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It's your turn.
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I've got my eye on you!
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What did you do? The woman is nine months pregnant! I could see the baby's face. I told you not to screw up my Tuesday night. Do you have any idea how many Lamaze classes I had to sit through to get that lined up? Is there a reason that you're calling me at 3:00 in the morning? Yeah, the dock worker is making me feed the twins. What do I do?