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Why are you here? Just came by to see if you'd like to have some breakfast. I can't. I got a super-duper important conference call in 10 minutes. - You don't have a job. - You don't have any hair. Right. Well, then I'll just say it here. I'm getting married again, and I'd like you to come to the wedding.
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Mitch, you going to come in. Guard going to try to stop you. Line, line, line. You knock him the fuck out, okay? You see Mona. She lying there in the bed. Then we bounce titty, bounce titty, bounce titty, slow mo, bouncy titty, licky tip of nipple, regular speed, bouncy titty, slap the ass, slap the ass, slap the ass, and a wind come in, blow out a candle. Finite. What do you think?
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- David? - Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the thingy. Braves-Marlins. Please don't tell me that you forgot. Didn't forget. What time are you going to pick me up? Don't you bail on me, David. I am not going to bail. If you bail on me, I'm going to literally eye-rape you. I got it. I will actually place myself inside your ocular... It's my dad. Mitch Planko, Sr. making a rare appearance. This guy fucking hates me.
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Okay, this is called gel or product. Too little, you look like a pedophile, too much and you look Persian. Mitch, I have done everything that you have asked of me. I got the jeans on, I got the vest, the gel in my hair... - You look great. - ...but I am not going to do this. - Yes, you are going to do this. - Why do I have to do this? Because it shows that you're considerate, that you're clean, that you're American. - Why do you even care? - It's my body! It's my body right now! I'm scared!
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