My foot has grown a half a size with each baby. I have to go to this weird online shoe store to get shoes.
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Jamie. What are you doing here?
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Their life is like a fairy tale made even more perfect by their three adorable children.
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Okay, I'm awake.
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I'm tired of over-thinking things, too. We should just do what we want to do. Let's do it. Let's just do it. The only thing Dave loves more than the law is his beautiful wife, Jamie.
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- It was really great seeing you. - You okay?
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No, I don't like that. It needs some coverage. Yeah, I'll tell him to grow it out.
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At the end of the day... Holy shit! ...I am just tired of over-thinking things.
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Holy shit.
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So I can't sleep with my wife, I can't sleep with other women? What the hell is that? Marriage.
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That was Tatiana. She said she's going to fuck me raw.
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It feels kind of like I'm cheating on Jamie. Are you fucking shitting me? In what world is this cheating? Cheating is when any part of your dick gets up inside some woman that's not your wife, okay? And your dick is firmly planted inside these fucking lame, triple-pleated sports slacks. But my mind is over here. That should count for something, right? God, you big bitch. How many women have you fucked in your mind? Thousands?
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And it's like you always say, Dave is a little bit of a pussy.
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How long is it going to take State to approve it, then? - Three days... - Oh, God! - ...to three weeks. - Come on!
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Listen, I don't want you to worry about anything. I'll be able to hold down the fort. We got to find that fountain as soon as possible. It's like a can of tennis balls down here. The only problem I see is, what do I tell Jamie? What do you tell Jamie, what? When she wants to have sex tonight?
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Needs a lickin'. Dinner song. That's so not the dinner song. Well, I'm going to tell you what. You're going to go ahead and write me a dinner poem, and I'll belt that out after I choke this down. Let's fucking go.
