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Oh, God! That did not just happen. What? Hey. I always thought your wife was a nice lady, but she talks like a dock worker and she shits like one, too. Plus, I used to think your kids were adorable, but they're not. They're fucking bananas. Can I help you? Here's the deal. I got two screaming... Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing? Are you jerking off? No, I'm not. Yes, yes, yes, I am. Look, I never get this kind of privacy any more. Isn't that kind of my dick, though?
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I've got to go home now because I have this Spanish test, so... I can write you a note. I guess deep down, I'm afraid that I'll keep compromising until getting the shit end feels normal. And then I'll be so beaten down by life that, just for a second, I will consider asking the homeless guy at the car wash who looks like Kris Kristofferson to rub my shoulders. And I will, and he will. And you know what? It'll be wonderful.
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