Sir, Mr. Kinkabe has agreed to $725 million. The deal is closed!
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That's a lot of sugar. Yeah. A lot of scotch! Yeah. That was a lot of fun, is what it really was. Was? What, are we done? It's only 2:00! No! I'm just messing with you.
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What just happened? Nothing. Nothing, dude. Go on. Two bottles... - Then attach a number two nipple. - Jesus Christ. Make sure you don't allow any air bubbles in.
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Oh, my God. The cat is out of the bag, buddy. You got to go now. - Why don't you take a picture? - Mitch! Come on! - It's snipped. - Mitch! Mitch! By the way, why didn't you invite me to your anniversary party?
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I feel really bad about that but can we talk about that at another time? There is a girl scout staring at my penis. I want to talk about it right now. Really?
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Defrost two bags. Pretty intuitive. Then after the milk is defrosted, take it out of the microwave, pour it into the bottles, seal them. Then you need to put three-eighths of a teaspoon of water... Holy shit!
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- I hear that's a growth industry. - Yeah!
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Do I have anything in my teeth?
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Dave's in the shower.
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How do I look?
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Yeah!
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Why don't you tell Daddy about what happened at school today? I wrote a spring poem and Miss Byers only put Angelica's poem up on the wall and she didn't put my poem up on the wall. And why would she do that? I thought she liked me. - Dave. - Yeah. Cara's talking to you. - What? - She's talking to you.
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The back of your closet. Put it back!
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What the weather?
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Are you embarrassed of me?
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So...
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Nobody ever needs to know that this happened, Mitch.
