Pull those panties to the side, Ted, and take a hundred more. What?
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She wants to unroll that rubber at the bottom of her purse that she put in there three semesters ago.
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I'm kidding. I was absolutely joking.
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Never mind. It's the mediation tomorrow, so I'm under it. I can't play.
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If she comes on like a hurricane... Just drill it. Yeah, what can you do? You're only human. Give me the keys.
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Dimitri?
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You should wear that to the party. What party?
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- I did? - Yeah.
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You into it?
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You use it for her, you use it for you, and maybe a little bit for me, you know?
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Dinner song Bye-bye.
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What are you doing? I got this one. I got it. Back to bed.
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Jamie, Jamie... You guys are just going through a temporary rough patch right now. Temporary rough patch? What are you talking about? We've been in this for years.
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Yes, you're thinking about it. She's in. This is good. You're going to get me fired! I swear to God. Shut it down. For one second, you listen to me. For the first time in your life, you're fucking good-looking, okay? You're single, you got the right number of fucking balls in that bag, and you got the opportunity to nail number one on your cancer list. I can't do that. I'm not doing it. You need this! This is fucking dinner with her!
