Three years ago, you took your vibrator... - You took your vibrator... - Morning! ...into the bathtub and it short-circuited and it electrocuted your vagina. Hang on. And there's now the cutest little bald spot right there.
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Okay, I got it. Want to go grab me three Q-tips? How about we just do what we always do?
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Things change.
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I think it's fine.
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I'm not going to have anybody there. The only family I have is Mitch.
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Dear God.
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Holy shit! Fuck!
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Mitch. What are you doing? Oh, God.
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That's adorable.
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No, no, no. Don't back that thing up into me. Go hose it out or something. What?
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Okay, we'll be there soon. All righty, then. Have a good day. Thank you.
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Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole, or else, maybe you have an accident on set. Maybe light fall on your head, maybe you get electrocute. Maybe goat fuck your mouth. I don't know. Movie set be very dangerous place.
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You would not believe the nasty shit I get these girls to do, just by asking. Honestly, it's revolting.
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You know what, Mitch?
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My whole life, actually. And have you ever seen him act like he did yesterday? Like a super-douche?
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I think I'm in over my head. I think I'm way in over my head. I got this fucking house, and a job, and a family. I've got you, I've got the Kids, and I've got a fucking carpool. And rules! I've got these fucking rules, half of which I don't even understand. This is impossible. I don't know how to be this man.
