Work is hard. I like going to baseball games and drinking too much, and getting tattoos at 3:00 in the morning.
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Yeah, I know. I love it.
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- Quiet on the set. - This is heavy. Do you want to take... The camera is rolling.
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I like how you made me work for it tonight. What am I? A burglar? Holy shit.
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Mount for sex time. Go! On bed. Give it to me, Steve! - Come on! - Okay, okay, okay.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Nothing. Is it my new haircut? No.
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Hi!
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- I would bet, yeah. - Why are you still soft? I don't know. Can we try the no-talking for just, like, three minutes? That's all it's gonna take, okay? Let's do it like we did it on our wedding night. No, no, no. Jamie, what are you talking about, our fucking wedding night? - God! I can't do this! - Why not? I cannot believe I can't do this! What the hell is happening? God damn it! What?
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- Smart. - Yeah. Okay. Please be careful with her. It's like we're swapping rides. It's just like that.
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Oh, my God.
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Really? Now? With the Sons of Anarchy between your... Let's see here... Tommy, Rico. Hey, guys. We are sightseeing now. Let's move it along, please. Come on.
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It sort of hooks to the side a bit.
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You know, Daddy sometimes... How do I... Here's what you do. What you do is you fuck verbal resolution, okay? You put that whore on her back, and you shank her. You know how to make a shiv?
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Are you glad you came now? Am I glad I came? It's like the greatest day of my life!
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You are such a gentleman. Now you only have one ponytailed ex-convict between your legs, so everything is fine.
