So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.
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Oh, my God.
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Then, after you're done feeding them... This is so fucked up.
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No, you didn't!
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That's cool. Thank you, I think. Question. How long have you been shaved down there?
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So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.
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I just want you to tell me something right now, okay? And you have to be totally honest with me. - Sure. - You swear? Yeah. Is he having an affair?
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Fuck me, she's cute.
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- I got you. - Do what? I'm an actor. Human chameleon. I can do lawyer in my fucking sleep. Give me the keys. You'll play me in one of your productions? - Yeah, give me the keys. - Okay, no. - Why? - Because you're... Careful.
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Hold on. You got to pick up Cara. Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay? I am fucking all over that shit. Holy shit. Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood? Terrific!
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What about Mitch? You said you didn't want him to come.
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I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you. Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time. Do you want to get some breakfast?
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We just need to keep striving for verbal resolution. Yeah, yeah. Verbal resolution, sweetheart.
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Once, that happened. And you said he would force everyone to do Kamikaze shots, spike the punch with ecstasy, give all the girls breast exams and... That was the same party.
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All right?
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No, Dave. We most definitely do not know what you mean. Okay. What I mean is, they want to spend more, they just don't know it, all right? If this really was their final offer, they'd be leaving, but they're not. They're sticking around. They've got more money to spend.
