- Here we go. - Come on, buddy. Gotta go fast! - Whoa. - Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock president? Whoa, buddy, you're okay. Calm down. Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady! Hi.
Sonic the Hedgehog
33.5s
All right, pal, you need to start talking right now. Who are you? What are you? I'm a hedgehog! I feel like that's obvious. - And I'm in big trouble. - Oh, you're in big trouble? You're not the one who punched some sort of government weirdo back there. You think you have problems? I lost my rings. Rings? What are you talking about? Okay. Rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. And now mine are on top of a pointy building - I've only ever seen on your skintight T-shirt. - Hey. So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco, so I can get back my rings and use them to go to the mushroom planet.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.1s
- Why aren't you leaving? - I don't know where San Francisco is. - It's west. - West? Straight shot, can't miss it. Fine. That's cool. I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
- Mushroom planet. - Yes!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
Can I help you?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Yes, Doctor.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Hello there!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Okay, bye.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
Right.
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.3s
Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco, the approximate speed of their vehicle, and local weather conditions...
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.1s
Stand down, Agent Stone. This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand the urgency of the matter.
Sonic the Hedgehog
11.4s
They should be... right about... here. - That's brilliant, sir. - Thanks... for nothing.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.8s
Like I'd ever tell you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.8s
Maybe. Maybe not.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.4s
Really?
Sonic the Hedgehog
10.2s
I'm gonna pass out watching TV. I think you should too. But this is my last night on Earth. I want to soak up every last second. All right, well, anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out.
Sonic the Hedgehog
11.7s
- Oh, yes! - Yeah! - Yes! - Ouch! He got you pretty good. I'm all right. I've been hit harder. Did you see how much toilet paper I used? The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with!
