Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner's making a loud noise so I'm supposed to check out the unit. Uh, okay. Yeah, it's around back. Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case I got to get some parts, for the billing.
Ted 2
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
Ted 2
22.2s
Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. (JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court Let's go make some law now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Some law now I say we go to court! JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.
Ted 2
7.3s
Yes, I remember it. Should we say it just for safety? No, that's not necessary. Say it. Just say it. Say it. I don't want to. I don't have to. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.4s
You ever bring chicks up here?
Ted 2
6.5s
I'm scared, Teddy! I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! Oh, for Christ's sake!
Ted 2
3.9s
How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?
Ted 2
5.4s
Uh, wait. Are we gonna spend the night here? Yeah, it'll be fine. We just got to find some firewood.
Ted 2
5s
It is the same beast, just wearing a different face, and it's happening again today.
Ted 2
1.6s
Do you love Tami-Lynn?
Ted 2
20.5s
You wanna see it? Huh? You wanna see your kid? I can see it from here, thanks,yeah. Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid. No,no,no! Come on! You got to take a closer look. That's close enough, Johnny! He's beautiful. Come on! I'll trade you. Catch. Oh, shit! Oh, God! Fuck!Dude, that's somebody's kid! Well, it's not my fault, A-Rod! You were supposed to catch it! We got to find something to scoop it up. There's containers over there. Scoop it up with that. Shit. All right.
Ted 2
11.2s
What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?
Ted 2
1.3s
Shit.
Ted 2
4.2s
JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.
Ted 2
6s
Uh-huh. And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage?
