(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys. TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. You're doing fine. You're doing great. No, I'm scared. All right. I know. Come on, it's okay, though. You just have to hang onto the wall.
Ted 2
7.8s
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
7.2s
TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch! That was really selfish of him. I know. And after I watched his piece-of-shit movie, like, a hundred times.
Ted 2
1.7s
No can do, my brother.
Ted 2
1.2s
TED: Oh, God! Ahhh!
Ted 2
1.2s
Us.
Ted 2
7.8s
Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
4.9s
Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
2.7s
Just so you know, I'm totally willing to do it.
Ted 2
4.2s
Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.
Ted 2
1.9s
He's never lost a case in his life.
Ted 2
1.4s
Ms. Jackson?
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
