We have wanted this since we were freshmen. Dude, that was four years ago, okay? We were fucking virgins. All right? We're about to be, like, adults now. In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter. What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right? It's all made up. Like, my brother's fraternity also thinks they invented beer pong. Well, your brother is a liar. All right, let's put that down.
Neighbors
9.8s
This is President Barack Obama, telling you to come to a great party this evening at 2203 West Olmstead. Peace, nigga.
Neighbors
12.7s
He's doing it. He's doing it. I'm a human man! I have dignity! We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes! Our names are not Fuckhead, or Jizzface, or Lea Michele. Lea Michele from Glee? That's actually funny. Yeah, that's really funny.
Neighbors
10s
Baby broke his leg! I'm not a baby. Oh, no? I'm a fucking man! My God, Jimmy! He's so light. He's all dick. Thank you.
Neighbors
5s
You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby? Oh, my God. Shut up, Scoonie. I'm sorry, baby.
Neighbors
4s
Delta Psi is attacking me! I'm under fire right now! I need backup! Over!
