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With Jordan? No, not with Jordan.

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[Oscar] That's a poker face right there. That's a poker face. How can you break that down? You can't. I don't know what you got going on in that head. I can see into the mind of Maddy. Hold on.

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No, not with Oscar.

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[door opens]

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-Wait, did you call her? -Zip it. -What do you mean, "Zip it"? -Zip it. Don't be a bonehead. -Why I gotta be a bonehead? -Don't be a bonehead. -Maddy can handle it, right? -Stop. What'd I ask you to do? Handle what? -Jordan, what'd I say? -Look, I got this. -Jordan, I don't-- -I got this. -Jordan-- -That's what friends are for. Sometimes two adults meet each other, right? And they fall in love. And then they both are nearsighted.

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[Matt] Okay, all right. Hey, hey, hey. It will come up. All right?

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Hiyo! Oh, where's mom? Oh, mom's an astronaut trainin' at NASA. Where is mom today? Oh, mom is servin' time in San Quentin. Where's her mom?

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It's very sweet.

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Dude, thanks so much for taking me on this trip. Seriously.

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-I can't help your mom is a GILF. -[Matt] That's it. -[Jordan] Yeah, I said it. -[Matt] Stop. Look, man, I got a… a present for you. Can I give you a present? Wait right here. I'll be right back. I got somethin' for you. We've been makin' a list. We need onesies. And you need a lock. A toilet lock. You know, they can drown in the toilet. Look, I've been meaning to ask, wh-- How long… how long are you stayin'? -I wish I didn't have to go back-- -[Matt] I'm not talking to you, Mom. We've discussed that. But, Marion, I wasn't a hundred percent sure about you. Well, since you refuse to move back to Minnesota, I'll stay six months.

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I gave the baby colic. No, that's… that's not how colic works. [voice breaks] I'm not washing my hands, and I'm touching the baby. And that's how I gave the baby colic. You don't give a baby colic. It's more of a digestive thing.

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[chuckles] Mm-hmm.

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Six months? -Yes. -What about Mike? [Marion] Oh, I don't care about Mike right now. [Mike] Hey, Matt.

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Um… Okay, if that's what you want.

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You know, um… [sniffles]

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I understand, and I'll… I'll think about it.

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-[indistinct chattering] -[bell rings]

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-[Matt] I love you. -I love you too.

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With Jordan? No, not with Jordan.

[Oscar] That's a poker face right there. That's a poker face. How can you break that down? You can't. I don't know what you got going on in that head. I can see into the mind of Maddy. Hold on.

No, not with Oscar.

[door opens]

[Matt] Okay, all right. Hey, hey, hey. It will come up. All right?

Hiyo! Oh, where's mom? Oh, mom's an astronaut trainin' at NASA. Where is mom today? Oh, mom is servin' time in San Quentin. Where's her mom?

It's very sweet.

Dude, thanks so much for taking me on this trip. Seriously.

I gave the baby colic. No, that's… that's not how colic works. [voice breaks] I'm not washing my hands, and I'm touching the baby. And that's how I gave the baby colic. You don't give a baby colic. It's more of a digestive thing.

[chuckles] Mm-hmm.

Six months? -Yes. -What about Mike? [Marion] Oh, I don't care about Mike right now. [Mike] Hey, Matt.

Um… Okay, if that's what you want.

You know, um… [sniffles]

I understand, and I'll… I'll think about it.

-[indistinct chattering] -[bell rings]

-[Matt] I love you. -I love you too.