Even if I did... it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. Very uninteresting. How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? Gee, wouldn't you like to know. Fuck yeah, I would.
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20.6s
Hey, what's up? What are you guys talking about? You know, we're just trading war stories about college... who hooked up with who, who slept with who... So, Vicky? Well, there was this one guy. How 'bout you? You know, there was a few girls... three. Look at you. You stud.
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15.3s
Vic, hey, you guys are leaving? You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up. - What are you doing this weekend? - I can get together. - Cool. Let's hang out. - All right. - Bye, Kev. - See ya, Jess.
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8.9s
All right, Oz. Now that Kevin told us, what about you? You haven't had the slightest bit of attraction to any girl at school? Don't you fuckin' say no. I know you did.
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6.9s
The Sherminator detects serious heat at a distance of two meters. Preparing to deploy beer.
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3.4s
System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.
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1.4s
Freak.
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1.2s
Whoa.
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5s
Oz, come on. It's phone sex. Help me out here. Okay.
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30.1s
How's the studying going? I'd hardly call it studying. I've been going to the Picasso museum... hanging out at Sagrada Familia... going with Pierre to the Parc Guell. - Who's Pierre? - One of the guys in the program. He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common. That sounds cool. Yeah, I've overheard them on the phone at night. And, well, it made me think. Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt and I'm rubbing myself.
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1.9s
Hey, Heather. You're in!
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29.5s
You know, Mr Homophobic Wizard... that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay. Friends can hold hands. Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. - Go jerk off. - Unnecessary. Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time... in anticipation of an ultimate moment... to release it upon the world. I'm filling up to the brim. That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up.
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4s
Lesbians. Lesbians live here.
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2.1s
Guys, check it out.
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1.7s
Oh, my God!
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24.7s
Listen, Heather, I'm feeling kind of awkward. If we can't be with each other, then we have to learn to be more vocal. - Right? - Right. Okay. Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now. And I'm rubbing it for you, Heather. And it feels so good. - Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah. I got... Call waiting.
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5.9s
All right, look, man. I got my hand on my dick right now, okay... and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone.
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10.3s
And I'm lying down. And I'm slowly... reaching downstairs. Grab it. Tell me how big it is.