Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!
American Pie 2
18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
American Pie 2
9.4s
- You're evil. - No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
American Pie 2
11.5s
I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. - You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Are you insane?
American Pie 2
13.7s
- No 911. - Don't call the police. - My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops. Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right. - Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick! But we just followed him in to get him out.
American Pie 2
5.9s
Okay, let me look. Wait. Didn't you have it when we were downstairs? Maybe.
American Pie 2
6.8s
Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer. Oh, my God! You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.
American Pie 2
2.8s
I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians.
American Pie 2
3.6s
Come on! - It's clear! - Go, go, go!
American Pie 2
1.7s
Stop it.
American Pie 2
2.7s
That better not have been what I thought it was.
American Pie 2
4.9s
I'm just so glad I found him. He's my favourite collectible. I know.
American Pie 2
3.4s
- What the hell was that? - I don't know. Call 911.
American Pie 2
7s
Come on, Ozzy. Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
American Pie 2
1.5s
They're coming back.
American Pie 2
5.9s
Guys, we got nothin' to worry about. I just remembered, I got that dildo from the other bedroom.
American Pie 2
12.8s
Kiss. Dude, no. - Wait. What? - You want more? We want more. Go get him, tiger. - You're gonna love it. - Do it for us.
American Pie 2
7.3s
You wanna mess with 'em? Yeah, it'll be fun. Let's do it.
