Please don't take this the wrong way... but you're... you're everything that I used to want. And as much as I may really... really regret what I'm about to do... there's somebody else I want to be with. You want the band geek? Nadia...
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25.3s
I need a drink. Why is everybody taking a piss right now? - Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax. Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. - Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss, I would shake your hand. - I'm honored, guys. - Don't leave. You must teach me. How? How?
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1.3s
Whoa.
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3.4s
Well, this one time at band camp...
American Pie 2
1.8s
What a coincidence.
American Pie 2
14.3s
I got stuck playing this trombone. And I can't play anything at all. So I totally sucked. And everyone thought I was this Petey guy... but I didn't know what to think, so I just kept playing and playing... and I didn't know what I was doing. It was so funny!
American Pie 2
4.2s
Maybe I am a geek. Whatever.
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2.3s
Look what I found, Christy.
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2.8s
How did you do that magic you did?
American Pie 2
2.4s
Stifler's mom's room.
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2.5s
Life's a bitch, isn't it?
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12.2s
Man, this sucks. Who is it out there? It's the Stifmeister, baby. Is that so?
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1.5s
Beer out back?
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2.3s
What the fuck are you doin' in here?
American Pie 2
1.8s
You pussy!
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4.4s
Steve, this cop-watch thing is horseshit. Hello?
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3.2s
- I gotta go. - What? Why?
American Pie 2
12.3s
This is my friend, Oz. All-state lacrosse two years in a row. - Hi, Oz. - Mandy, how are you? Listen. I have a girlfriend. It was a pleasure meeting you.
