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There gotta be somebody need some killin'. I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. You've killed 'em all. Good luck.

Major Payne

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Now put your head on his shoulder. - Are you crazy ? - Do it !

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- Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? Get in.

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Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?

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Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. Trust me.

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Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.

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Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition. I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history. Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on ! Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride ! You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ? You won't have to worry about that anymore. I have good news for you, assholes. Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go ! Where to ?

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You mean, the explosion ! Yes, and the eye-gouging part. You need to loosen up. Not everything can be about war.

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Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?

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Like what ?

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- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !

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Mmm.

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Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.

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That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

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Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

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What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

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So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

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- Come in.

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There gotta be somebody need some killin'. I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. You've killed 'em all. Good luck.

Now put your head on his shoulder. - Are you crazy ? - Do it !

- Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? Get in.

Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?

Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. Trust me.

Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.

You mean, the explosion ! Yes, and the eye-gouging part. You need to loosen up. Not everything can be about war.

Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?

Like what ?

- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !

Mmm.

Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.

That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

- Come in.