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Sir, squad is formed, sir.

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This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. - Happy to meet you. - Same here. Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. Neutralize.

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- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !

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How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.

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Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.

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Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.

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Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. If these men win the Virginia Military Games, it'll be because you have led them to a victory. If they lose, it'll be because you failed them.

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I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.

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Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do l. Heh-heh-heh.

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I will be... sensitive... to his needs.

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Whoa ! Catch it ! Oh, I gotcha now !

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Good. Now hold it. Hold it. Okay.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now. General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military... there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ? The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress. Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.

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Relax. Do you know why you're here ? Sir, no, sir ! The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new lieutenant colonel list. Your name is not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we gotta show you the hatch.

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And I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad At ease, Payne.

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Agh ! My finger ! My finger ! - Work every time. And I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.

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"Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad - Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall ! - B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me ! B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone When I walk the streets Kings and queens step aside - Every woman I meet They all stay satisfied I wanna tell you about it baby What I see I make my own And I'm here to tell you, honey - That I'm bad to the bone - My arm ! - Bad to the bone - I've been shot ! - Bad to the bone Let me take a look at that. - Want me to show you a little trick ? Take your mind off that arm ? Give me your hand. Now, you may feel a little... pressure.

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Sir, squad is formed, sir.

- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !

How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.

Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.

Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.

Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. If these men win the Virginia Military Games, it'll be because you have led them to a victory. If they lose, it'll be because you failed them.

I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.

Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do l. Heh-heh-heh.

I will be... sensitive... to his needs.

Whoa ! Catch it ! Oh, I gotcha now !

Good. Now hold it. Hold it. Okay.

Mmm. Mmm.

Relax. Do you know why you're here ? Sir, no, sir ! The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new lieutenant colonel list. Your name is not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we gotta show you the hatch.

And I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad At ease, Payne.

Agh ! My finger ! My finger ! - Work every time. And I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.