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35.4s
Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here? What am I doing here? What were you doing in there? As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it? What was that girl, a freshman? She reads at a sophomore level. This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving. Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party? 'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fianc�. - My fianc�? What are you talking about? - When are you two tying the knot? Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open. That is none of your business. And you know what? You're none of mine.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
24.8s
Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts. What's going on with you? You're actively trying not to get out of here. Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in-depth reporter? I just want to know why you're putting off your life. Not for the paper. For me. I have no comment... for either of you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
34.5s
Gwendolyn Elizabeth Pearson... I'd be honored if you and I surgically and spiritually... grafted our lives together. Richard, I don't know what to say. Just say yes, because I've got even more amazing news. Northwestern called this morning. They wanna interview me. They're gonna send some recruit alums to campus for written and oral exams. And then I am in! Oh, man, Northwestern. That's great. I'm so happy for you, Richard. Be happy for both of us. The Richard and Gwen life plan is kicking in.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
22.9s
Bikini-clad judges for a fund-raiser? That's pretty ingenious. Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. No, thanks. I forgot my suit. I just came across a bit of interesting information. All right, look. The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy. In fact, surprisingly rich-- You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder