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He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, people, midterm is next week.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? - What's that, Richard? - You scratch it. Then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed... possibly infected anal cavity.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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This is the first time in my life I'm glad I'm deaf!. I can't hear the boos! Now, listen up. I'm only gonna go over this one more time. In the event they switch to a zone defense... we must swing the ball around the perimeter.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No harm, no foul.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You hooked up with a burner. - Yeah. She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. Listen, go to the campus hospital, see Stu. Tell him Van sent you, and remember-- Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot. Don't thank me. Thank penicillin.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Crazy kids with their crazy VD.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You must be Van. - Hi.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That ought to be enough to get you started.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas... before settling down with my fianc�e, Gwen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Bye. Thanks for coming. Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? Yeah, I'm happy for them. They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? Because they love each other? Because they're compatible.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch.

All right, people, midterm is next week.

You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? - What's that, Richard? - You scratch it. Then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed... possibly infected anal cavity.

This is the first time in my life I'm glad I'm deaf!. I can't hear the boos! Now, listen up. I'm only gonna go over this one more time. In the event they switch to a zone defense... we must swing the ball around the perimeter.

I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.

- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.

Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.

No harm, no foul.

Crazy kids with their crazy VD.

I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

- You must be Van. - Hi.

Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

That ought to be enough to get you started.

Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas... before settling down with my fianc�e, Gwen.

Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

Bye. Thanks for coming. Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? Yeah, I'm happy for them. They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? Because they love each other? Because they're compatible.