Okay, kids. This is our Uncle J�ger. That's right. Drink up. This tastes like shit. Do you have any scotch?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.4s
Say hi to your gerbil for me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2s
He's in! He's in!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.5s
Get me the law club.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.4s
How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? - This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe? I'm not saying I've never been in here before. I'm saying it's usually a different part of my anatomy that does the leading. Oh, my God.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
30.8s
- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.3s
Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. Tit wad!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.8s
I certainly do.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
34.9s
- He'll call you back. - Unbelievable. Van Wilder's phone. - Terrible. - I think so. Yeah. - Hang on. - Unbelievable. Van's room. Saturday night, yeah. That's-- How did you-- From the paper? Yeah, that's fine! Okay, thanks. - No problem confirming. Bye. - This writing, it's just-- I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face. Van, you must listen to me. Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder... the party liaison. Your cash camel has arrived!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.7s
All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
16.3s
I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.7s
Ladies and gentlemen... as you know... I've been a student here for seven years, and I've-- Let Van stay! Let Van stay!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7s
I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.4s
Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
20.7s
Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. - I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night? Can't you postpone it? Gwen, first exam-- most crucial. It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. Bye.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
24.4s
Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks. I'm doing a human interest piece on you. I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me. But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch. My editor did say this would be a challenge. Van, second date with Emily. Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. - Has anyone told you that before? - Yes, my boyfriend.