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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! There's no reason to stay here anymore! Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much? Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped... and all of our athletics-- those are all so minuscule? And I guess so is a promise... made to a wet-behind-the-ears kid from India whose only dream... was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. - How you doing, my man? - What's up?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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If you do not see potential in yourself, then you are a blind man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Fuck you, Van Wilder!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No harm, no foul.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You've been looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. It is at your doorstep.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You have shown me a life I could only dream about... back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I vote reinstatement. - Mr. Bagg? - Expulsion. Miss Haver? Reinstatement... over and over. Okay. Mrs. Seay? Expulsion. Professor McDoogle? You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. Either way... Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That's a first. Hey, Van. I just wanted to come by and extend an olive branch. - ID, please. - It's a terrible picture of me, but-- Well, I'll be the judge of-- There's nothing fake about this ID. Did you sit behind me two semesters ago? I think I remember this behind. I mean, you sitting behind me. This whole rivalry thing has become a tad childish. Well, I hope we can put it all behind us and be friends. That's what Gwen wants. You have absolutely no idea what Gwen wants.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. - How you doing, my man? - What's up?

If you do not see potential in yourself, then you are a blind man.

Fuck you, Van Wilder!

Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

No harm, no foul.

Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

You've been looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. It is at your doorstep.

You have shown me a life I could only dream about... back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

I vote reinstatement. - Mr. Bagg? - Expulsion. Miss Haver? Reinstatement... over and over. Okay. Mrs. Seay? Expulsion. Professor McDoogle? You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. Either way... Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.