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- You hooked up with a burner. - Yeah. She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. Listen, go to the campus hospital, see Stu. Tell him Van sent you, and remember-- Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot. Don't thank me. Thank penicillin.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
26.7s
Look, I need you to help me "release"... some pressure. You know, help me "relax." Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. I know you had a fling with Wilder. And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. I just hope you used some protection. And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted... because Mommy went slumming one night back in college.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
54.9s
This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me. You journalists and your irresponsible reporting. I recorded quotes that you got money from the Lambdas to throw them a party. Recorded? What are you, bugged? Do I need to frisk you? Why is my story such a big deal to you? Because I didn't want the students to know I threw the party. They paid me, but that's not the only reason I did it. Lambdas are cool in their own right. People just needed to realize it. I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a benevolent agenda. There's two sides to every story, Gwen. I have a chance to make front page of the graduation issue... which is a huge deal to me. Let me get the other side. There's this function I'm hosting tomorrow night. If you want... you could tag along. - I'll be there. - It's a date. It's an interview. Remember, today's assignment is about shadow. So don't get too hung up on detail. All right, everybody? Oh, Lord!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
22.5s
Hi, partner in crime. Is there anything I can do for you today? Oh, my God! We make such the fab team! Last night, I was so like Bonnie and you were so like Clyde. And now this. Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you. Sorry, Richard. Pleasure away. - PS, this is an awesome room. - PS, shut the fuck up!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder