My God. This is a travesty. God, if we can't even recruit Baloney Barb, then we can't get anybody. Just take the dramatics down a notch, okay? Hi, do you wanna... Well, you're the one who got us into this hot mess. We'll be fine. I am confident that we will find eight super-hot girls with bikini-ready bodies who can harmonize and have perfect pitch. Okay? Hi, would you like to be a member of...
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The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people. Organized nerd singing. This is great. Yeah, it makes so much sense. How's your voice?
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I don't know. She looks a little too alternative for us. Hi, any interest in joining our a cappella group?
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Just keep flyering. We have tradition to uphold. How about we just get good singers?
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Totes. We sing covers of songs but we do it without any instruments. It's all from our mouths.
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Hey, guys. All right, I'll give you my number.
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Right, this is, like, a thing now.
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They sing a lot of Madonna.
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Yikes.
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My God! You have to audition for the Bellas. I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk. Just consider it. One time, we sang backup for Prince. His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.
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The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot. Skedaddle. But why don't we just exchange emails, and then totally hang out right now, together?
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Ninety-five point seven, WBUJ, music for the independent mind.
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What a nerd alert. Okay, guys, now let's match pitch.
